If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Cheers, Walt
