How to bathe a Cat > > >
> > > > > >1. Thoroughly clean toilet. > > > > > > > > >2. Lift both lids and add shampoo > > > > > > > > >3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him/her > > > > > >to the bathroom > > > > > > > > >4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, > > > > > >close both lids and sit on top so cat cannot escape. > > > > > > > > >5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. > > > > > > > > >(Ignore ruckus from inside the toilet, > > > > > >cat is enjoying this.) > > > > > > > > >6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power > > > > > >rinse, which is quite effective. > > > > > > > > >7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from > > > > > >toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. > > > > > > > > >8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and > > > > > >outdoors, where he will air dry. > > > > > > > > >Sincerely, > > > > > > > > >Your pet dog
