What a lowly Birthday Gnome to do? That fancy, flirty Birthday Fairy is probably off patrolling his new romance to a Latin beat while his poor Deputy BF is lying in some room feeling like his right to wear clingy and revealing ice skating ensembles is over for good.
But in some parallel universe, I am convinced that Joni Mitchell has been very busy -- once again -- putting the final touches on a very special celebration she plans every year . . . Asharafest! Yes, everyone . . . it's Ashara's birthday! And if you don't love her, you simply haven't met her yet! So please join me in wishing Ashara, our beloved mama lion, a very happy birthday. Ashara, I am soooo looking forward to celebrating with you when we drive to Jonifest in the morning. In fact, I am packing a cooler full of Bud Lights and dolphinburgers right now for the ride to Full Moon! Woo-hoo! Mind if I smoke along the way? ;-) Along with about a 800 other people on this list and countless others on earth . . . I love you, Ashara. Thanks for everything you do to make this list such a special place. XO, my cc! --Bob