This just in: My sources have confirmed that Joni Mitchell will indeed be taking on a new role. She will appear in a new production of The Wizard of Oz. Casting is as follows:
Glenda, Good Witch of the North: Joni Mitchell The Wicked Witch of the West, who has no actual name: Marilyn Manson Dorothy: Bjork The Tin Man: Don Henley The Wizard of Oz: David Geffen Toto: Benji the Fifth Casting is still not complete for the roles of the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Munchkins.
