Message Subject: observations of life
1.. Men are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 2.. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." 3.. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing 4.. The other night I ate at a really nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 5.. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder in the car these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 6.. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 7.. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you $0.30? 8.. In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world IS weird, and people take Prozac to make it seem normal. 9.. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 10.. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 11.. Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner." 12.. You read about all these terrorists-most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you are two days late with a video, and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
