Re: njc drunk

[Blair Fraipont]

This is too funny for my mother always had a test with my father. When he would be seemingly sauced up (and he was always good at hiding his drunkeness) my mother would trick him into saying their bank name by posing a question. Our bank then was, "CITIZEN's NATIONAL" So, my mom knew old dad was done for when he would reply, "CIZZZiZENSSS NASHNOL BANK"!!
I told this to a friend and they said that they always used the word, "SWIZZLE STICK"
But, i will definitely test these words out sometime.
Blair
NP:"Satelite" AImee Mann

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

 Indubitably
 Innovative
 Preliminary
 Proliferation
 Cinnamon


 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

 Specificity
 British Constitution
 Passive-aggressive disorder
 Loquacious Transubstantiate


 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

 Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
 Nope, no more booze for me.
 Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
 Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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bw
colin

TANTRA LHASA APSO (reg 1982)

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