Not surprising, but funny anyway. Laurent
Arab League ''condemns'' NASA shuttle launch=20 =20 =20 =20 =20 DUBAI, - The Arab League ''strongly condemned'' this week the = launch of the NASA space shuttle Columbia with Israeli astronaut Col. = Ilan Ramon on board. ''We strongly condemn this illegal Zionist = activity'' said Arab League spokesman Abr Souffla. ''We will not sit = idly by and permit this usurpation of a cosmos that by birthright = belongs to the Palestinian people and their Arab and Muslim brethren. = The Zionists must not be permitted any further territorial grabs of = Historic Palestine, whether in the West Bank or in low earth orbit''.=20 Souffla added that Palestinians and Muslims in general have a = historic linkage to outer space arising from Mohammed's "celestial night = journey" to the heavens. The celestial zone was described by Souffla as = "Islam's fourth holiest site". In New York today, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan said that an = Israeli presence in space is ''unhelpful'' and would only serve to = further aggravate tensions between Israelis and Arabs. The sentiment was = echoed from Madrid by EU representative Javier Solana, who said that = what the Middle East needed was more negotiation, and ''less cosmic = adventurism.'' In Gaza City, thousands of Palestinians marched in the streets, = many firing weapons into the air. ''With our blood and our souls, we = will strike the orbital Zionists,'' chanted the protestors. Sheikh = Yermani-Makr, appearing on Palestinian television, said, ''It is not = enough that the unbelievers have come on our land, but now they defile = our heavens? =20 =20 [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/gif which had a name of image001.gif] [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/gif which had a name of image002.gif]