Lucy writes:

<< I am hetero and thinking of going to some sort of "Hetero Pride" to encourage me to 
express my sexuality with out
feeling ashamed !!!!!  >>

Me:

But if you really want your Hetero Pride celebration to be a smash, Lucy, you're going 
to *have* to call in the staple-gun fairies for the floats and costumes . . . 

Lucy:

<< I feel I am part of a minority on the list.... does
that entitle me to government funding >>

Me:

In a word, Lucy, no. But you are welcome to use the JMDL Dating Club to find your 
ideal mate -- a kind, sensitive and soulful partner who lives thousands of miles away. 

Lucy:

<< Can I get anger management for my longing to hit people >>

Me:

Whatever for? The object of our affection is a maid kicker and frequent recording 
industry basher! 

Lucy:

<< What I like about the list though is the amazing cross section of everyone and all 
brought together because of a liking/loving/passionate feeling for Joni's music... >>

Me:

And you've gotta love the cash and generous gift certificates Les sends to his 
favorite listers! (Can't thank you enough, Les!) 

Welcome, Lucy! Hope your cold is better in the morning.

--Bob

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