.... maybe Joni did drink a case of HIM, and the "pissing an Anaconda" was the result... Is she really singing "OH CANADA" in Case of You? Might it be "ANACONDA" ...it fits.....
But I won't wreck the song with more wonderings on that strain..... Best misheard lyrics or things that puzzle me in songs...... "Billy Jean is not my mother, she's just a girl who thinks that I am her son..The Cellists not my son!" Michael Jackson...also from MJ. (thriller) "Cos this is Phyllis Diller" The backing group for Elvis singing Teddy BEar (I think) singing HOT BANANA. "I Believe in Milko " Hot Chocolate " 400 children and a crap in the fields" Kenny rogers "Great Balsa fire"... that must send a shiver down the spine of model aeroplane makers You must have your own faves.... Puzzled by one of the lines from "Handbags and Gladrags..." whoever has sung it the line is in there... There is a line that says..."Ever seen a young girl growing old, trying to make herself a bride"......... I mean what are we talking about?..D I Y cloning of brides? spare part surgery? Frankenstein? the TV advert is already in my head......."Hey YOUNG GIRLS, want to make something to occupy you in those long dark winters nights? Missed out on opportunities?..Buy this handy BUILD A BRIDE kit and all your dreams will come true... buy weekly from your local news agents and see your BRIDE grow as the weeks and years go by...builds weekly..... so that in 35 years time you will have the complete bride. Get issue No 1 this week for a starting priceof 99 pence, yes only 99pence (and a flash appears that says....usual price 8.50 sterling) Don't miss out... make friends, watch your years pass by in futile handi crafts....But at least you can show your married friends and 39 god children that your years of lonely spinsterhood were not entirely wasted......." Have I lost the plot here? Lucy who is going to her newsagents RIGHT NOW........... Back....damn and blast they have sold out so now I am going collect small bunnies until I have the whole damned collection......
