You know, I would love to defend myself but it really
is true. However, there is nothing wrong with orange
football uniforms. I just hate it when they are all laying
down!:) We are in still winter now, but Construction is
right around the corner! LOL
Kasey
You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:
You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter
and Construction.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy
ones.
"Toward the lake" means north and "toward the river" means south.
You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as
soon as they open their mouths.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,
Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point.
You measure distance in minutes.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example: "Where's my coat at?"
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
salad with marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what 'pop' is.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one
page but requires 6 pages for sports.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You actually get these jokes, then forward 'em to your OHIO
friends.
Ohio According to Foxworthy
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