So... having spectacularly proved my inability to
cook porridge, yesterday morning I found myself
next to the cooker, LEFT IN CHARGE OF THE FECKING
PORRIDGE!
I just can't cope with the stress of getting it
wrong, and the porridge somehow sensed this, and
immediately stuck itself to the pan.
Think I need elementary porridge classes.
--Chris Marshall
chrisAThatstand.org (AIM: Chr15Marshall)
"If you're ever lost, I'll beat the world to finding you"
Stryngs, "Bobblehats and Beer"
Band website, with downloads, at http://www.stryngs.com/
