I hear that Hallmark is looking for you Jimmy! LOL! Here's some that my sister-in-law sent me.
Heather What Hallmark Doesn't Print....... 1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. 3. Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it...She moved in with me. 4. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder? What the hell was I thinking? 5. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. 6. How could two people as beautiful as you... have such an ugly baby? 7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .... I've changed my mind. 8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life... I never believed in Hell till I met you. 9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... that you're not here to ruin it for me. 10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. 11. Someday I hope to get married ...but not to you. 12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike! 13. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. 14. We have been friends for a very long time... what say we stop? 15. I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like you're here. 16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? 17. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. 18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 13, 2003 6:46 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Valentines Day (NJC) Tomorrow's Valentine's Day (in the USA anyway), and since my JMDL buddies have the biggest hearts in the world, I want to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day. I thank all of you for sharing your heart and making me happy. I'm still trying to work on my own Valentine's Day poem for my loved one, but I'm stuck on which one to send. It's between: I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother or My love, you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way? Oh Well, I better start over! love and peace to everyone, Jimmy NP: Crosby & Nash (and CPR) Live at the Troubadour Jan.'03 -THANK YOU PAZ!!!!!!
