In a message dated 03/03/2003 03:49:03 GMT Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
<< This is (supposedly) an actual job application that a 17-year old boy submitted to Wal-Mart in Florida. I'm tempted to use some of these answers myself sometime. (For non-U.S. listers, Wal-mart stores do not pay their employees well, to put it gingerly.) [snip] DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. >> Well, it may or may not be genuine - let's hope it is. It certainly made me chortle. It strikes me that some of these answers are the sort you might give at an exit interview! You know, "I've never said this before, but, hey, what the f***..." Azeem in London, just been alerted to a Christine Collister tour - and she's not playing any shows in London!! I'll actually have to venture out to "the provinces"... NP: Tony Moore - Face in the Window
