Child: Mom, is God a man or a woman? Mom: Why dear, God is both.
Child: But Mom, is God black or white? Mom: Sweetheart, God is both. Child: And...is God straight or gay? Mom: Silly child, God is both! Child: So...is Michael Jackson God?
Child: Mom, is God a man or a woman? Mom: Why dear, God is both.
Child: But Mom, is God black or white? Mom: Sweetheart, God is both. Child: And...is God straight or gay? Mom: Silly child, God is both! Child: So...is Michael Jackson God?