> you will be as welcome as a fart in a diving suit. Personally, I always wear my diving suit to church, and people do look at me funny when it expands for no apparent reason ... (SBDs) ...
But seriously, although I'm not a church-goer, I've heard very very good things about the Unitarian Universalist Church. http://www.uua.org/aboutuu/uufaq.html Lori, not intending to promote, just inform ~