i totally agree with senior kester...and am very sorry about the loss of our seniors mentioned earlier..we may not have met them in school..but i can imagine how bad you feel about the shocking news..just imagine some of the people we rolled in school with back in the days..and when you think about were they are now..and wonder how they may all be faring, only to find out that some are no more...i have had the bad experience of loosing a friend from back in the days....from command also, but primary..and i actually thot i narrowly missed him at the airport once..only for me to find out from another mutual friend (2years after my supposed sighting of him) that he had died a good 3 years earlier..really sad, cos we were close....well i know its a sad thing to recollect, but i think its necessary..i heard a few rumours abouut some deaths in my set (92), and will like them confirmed..or refuted( hopefully)..and other sets to..and we should really have a memorial service held in there memory..in lagos, port-harcourt, jos and abuja...may the soul of all our departed command brothers and sisters rest in perfect peace..AMEN razaq 92 set
----- Original Message ---- From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, September 1, 2008 4:18:36 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? O boy no mind us oooo1Just rock on.I think we need to encourage a lotta of our people to join the thread as i notice say na the same people dey always contribute.I just heard two of my really good friends have passed on and thats really worrying.People please if you have details of anybody who has passed on especially in your set lets list them out and have a special day to hold a memorial for them. Just shocked to hear that Danjuma Sale and Zakka don pass on.May God give their respective families the fortitude to bear this loss. ----- Original Message ---- From: Samson Nkanang <sparcklegee@ yahoo.com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Monday, 1 September, 2008 3:26:38 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Ahhh Senior Kester, abeg make una no vex o!! Help me beg Senior Rueben too.. I been no know say na my Oga o!! Just got enlisted in the command jos group thing and I'm trying to use it to find lost contacts too.. Hope ur doing great Sir. Samson Nkanang --- On Mon, 1/9/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Monday, 1 September, 2008, 6:44 AM This na why i dey always say make una dey write una set.Anyways when we dey graduate for '84,Yaks still get pickin face so e possible say him go back again finish for '92.Samson,my brother for 92,Yaks don serve finish. ----- Original Message ---- From: Samson Nkanang <sparcklegee@ yahoo.com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Monday, 1 September, 2008 12:36:46 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Hi Rueben, how u dey? I know i had a rueben in my class in 92 set. But cant remember his surname. Are u thesame person? Samson Nkanang --- On Mon, 1/9/08, Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com> wrote: From: Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Monday, 1 September, 2008, 4:09 AM Kester, Zakka is late o. He died about 7-8 years ago. I thought you knew. So is Danjuma Sale(dansco sasco). Reuben --- On Mon, 9/1/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Monday, September 1, 2008, 2:59 AM Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeu beeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeen Yakssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssss sssss! Una been dey fear me.na only my equipment prefect know wetin dey happen.WHere Zakka (Rocca) ----- Original Message ---- From: Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Monday, 1 September, 2008 10:15:25 AM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Kester, You no serious, na the first time you de read from me bi this? Any way na bicos na you or else. How far with the phone numbers of those our old teachers in Command, any luck? --- On Sun, 8/31/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Sunday, August 31, 2008, 2:44 PM Thank God some of my mates don dey show say no bi only me dey computer literate Kester Buz ----- Original Message ---- From: Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Sunday, 31 August, 2008 9:43:07 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? All, All of una wey dey make that noise go go on your knees now and you wont get up untill i am back from dinning. Na him be say wuna don miss this night. Guys keep it flowing. I think its just a matter of opinion whic everyone is entitle to. Sometimes its not worth flexing muscles for some things. The bobo could come up with something tomorrow and we will be happy. Tunde is not a small boy and should be open to criticisms of "like nature" afterall he should be used to that by now. Getting those votes and becoming like Barrack Obama is not without its prize. Ta! Reuben --- On Fri, 8/29/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 11:11 AM I beg make una no punish am now.....i don warn am oooooo ----- Original Message ---- From: John Akadang <johnakadang@ yahoo.com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 7:00:11 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Dear Ibifemi Steve, No offence, but which set did you graduate from and what grade did you make in mathematics. No offence oooo!!!! John 88 set --- On Fri, 8/29/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 1:41 PM Thanks Kester! I second. Let those of us young at heart enjoy ourselves. Akin 92 Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile ________________________________ From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:36:30 -0700 (PDT) To: <JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Who be this person?What set is he from?We have settled stuff like this.So please say something else.It was not suppose to be a mathematics class it was suppose to tell you how mean........ HR personnel are.So Mr. Chike Obi keep your advice to yourself sir.Enjoy the thread. Please let the egg heads and the whiz kids not dampen our kiddies thinking here. Cheers Kester Buzugbe '84 set ----- Original Message ---- From: Ebifemi Steve <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 2:23:16 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR INTELLECTUALS LIKE EX-COMMANDOES, IT DIDNT TAKE ME A SECOND TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THE ARITHMETIC WAS NOT CORRECT. please lets post reasonable jokes not just anything we find around the internet. no offence bro. ----- Original Message ---- From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com> To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com Cc: mutiu olawale <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; chuks elumeze <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; abiola akindele <deleabi_mavlinpro@ yahoo.com>; David Eshemitan <relativist1@ gmail.com>; kayode ogunsalu <ogunsalu2000@ yahoo.com> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:26:57 PM Subject: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Understand what is HR After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! Have a Nice Day. HR = HIGH RISK Think Green!!! Please consider your environmental responsibility before printing this e-mail. Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com
