i totally agree with senior kester...and am very sorry about the loss of our 
seniors mentioned earlier..we may not have met them in school..but i can 
imagine how bad you feel about the shocking news..just imagine some of the 
people we rolled in school with back in the days..and when you think about were 
they are now..and wonder how they may all be faring, only to find out that some 
are no more...i have had the bad experience of loosing a friend from back in 
the days....from command also, but primary..and i actually thot i narrowly 
missed him at the airport once..only for me to find out from another mutual 
friend (2years after my supposed sighting of him) that he had died a good 3 
years earlier..really sad, cos we were close....well i know its a sad thing to 
recollect, but i think its necessary..i heard a few rumours abouut some deaths 
in my set (92), and will like them confirmed..or refuted( hopefully)..and other 
sets to..and we should really have a
 memorial service held in there memory..in lagos, port-harcourt, jos and 
abuja...may the soul of all our departed command brothers and sisters rest in 
perfect peace..AMEN
 
razaq 92 set


----- Original Message ----
From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Monday, September 1, 2008 4:18:36 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?


O boy no mind us oooo1Just rock on.I think we need to encourage a lotta of our 
people to join the thread as i notice say na the same people dey always 
contribute.I just heard two of my really good friends have passed on and thats 
really worrying.People please if you have details of anybody who has passed on 
especially in your set lets list them out and have a special day to hold a 
memorial for them.
Just shocked to hear that Danjuma Sale and Zakka don pass on.May God give their 
respective families the fortitude to bear this loss.



----- Original Message ----
From: Samson Nkanang <sparcklegee@ yahoo.com>
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Sent: Monday, 1 September, 2008 3:26:38 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?


Ahhh Senior Kester, abeg make una no vex o!! Help me beg Senior Rueben too.. I 
been no know say na my Oga o!! Just got enlisted in the command jos group thing 
and I'm trying to use it to find lost contacts too.. Hope ur doing great Sir.


Samson Nkanang





--- On Mon, 1/9/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote:

From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Monday, 1 September, 2008, 6:44 AM


This na why i dey always say make una dey write una set.Anyways when we dey 
graduate for '84,Yaks still get pickin face so e possible say him go back again 
finish for '92.Samson,my brother for 92,Yaks don serve finish.



----- Original Message ----
From: Samson Nkanang <sparcklegee@ yahoo.com>
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Sent: Monday, 1 September, 2008 12:36:46 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?


Hi Rueben, how u dey?

I know i had a rueben in my class in 92 set. But cant remember his surname. Are 
u thesame person? 


Samson Nkanang





--- On Mon, 1/9/08, Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Monday, 1 September, 2008, 4:09 AM


Kester,
Zakka is late o. He died about 7-8 years ago. I thought you knew.
So is Danjuma Sale(dansco sasco).
Reuben

--- On Mon, 9/1/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote:

From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Monday, September 1, 2008, 2:59 AM


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeu beeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeen Yakssssssssssssssss 
ssssssssssssssss sssss!
Una been dey fear me.na only my equipment prefect know wetin dey happen.WHere 
Zakka (Rocca)



----- Original Message ----
From: Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com>
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Sent: Monday, 1 September, 2008 10:15:25 AM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?


Kester,
You no serious, na the first time you de read from me bi this? Any way na bicos 
na you or else.
How far with the phone numbers of those our old teachers in Command, any luck? 
  

--- On Sun, 8/31/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote:

From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Sunday, August 31, 2008, 2:44 PM


Thank God some of my mates don dey show say no bi only me dey computer literate 
Kester Buz



----- Original Message ----
From: Reuben Yaktal <reubenyaktal@ yahoo.com>
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Sent: Sunday, 31 August, 2008 9:43:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?


All,
All of una wey dey make that noise go go on your knees now and you wont get up 
untill i am back from dinning. Na him be say wuna don miss this night.
Guys keep it flowing. I think its just a matter of opinion whic everyone is 
entitle to. Sometimes its not worth flexing muscles for some things. The bobo 
could come up with something tomorrow and we will be happy.
Tunde is not a small boy and should be open to criticisms of "like nature" 
afterall he should be used to that by now.
Getting those votes and becoming like Barrack Obama is not without its prize.
Ta!
Reuben 


--- On Fri, 8/29/08, Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote:

From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 11:11 AM


I beg make una no punish am now.....i don warn am oooooo



----- Original Message ----
From: John Akadang <johnakadang@ yahoo.com>
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 7:00:11 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?


Dear Ibifemi Steve,

No offence, but which set did you graduate from and what grade did you make in 
mathematics. No offence oooo!!!!

John 88 set

--- On Fri, 8/29/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote:

From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 1:41 PM


Thanks Kester! I second. Let those of us young at heart enjoy ourselves. 

Akin 92 
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

________________________________
From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>
Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:36:30 -0700 (PDT)
To: <JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com>
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?

Who be this person?What set is he from?We have settled stuff like this.So 
please say something else.It was not suppose to be a mathematics class it was 
suppose to tell you how mean........ HR personnel are.So Mr. Chike Obi keep 
your advice to yourself sir.Enjoy the thread.
Please let the egg heads and the whiz kids not dampen our kiddies thinking here.
Cheers
Kester Buzugbe '84 set



----- Original Message ----
From: Ebifemi Steve <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>
To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 2:23:16 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?


THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR INTELLECTUALS LIKE EX-COMMANDOES, IT DIDNT TAKE ME A 
SECOND TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THE ARITHMETIC WAS NOT CORRECT.
please lets post reasonable jokes not just anything we find around the internet.
no offence bro.




----- Original Message ----
From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com>
To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Cc: mutiu olawale <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; chuks elumeze <[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
com>; abiola akindele <deleabi_mavlinpro@ yahoo.com>; David Eshemitan 
<relativist1@ gmail.com>; kayode ogunsalu <ogunsalu2000@ yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:26:57 PM
Subject: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?






 
Understand what is HR



After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company
is not doing any
 thing
 about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you
have not worked here for even one day.



The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.



 Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

 Man:- 365 days and some times 366



 Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

 Man:- 24 hours



 Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

 Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.



 Manager:- So, what


 fraction
 of the day do you work in hours?

 Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)



 Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

 Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)



 Manager:- Do
 you come
 to work on weekends?

 Man:- No sir



 Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

 Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days



 Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days
do you now have?

 Man:- 18 days.



 Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14
days from the 18 days left. How  many days do you have remaining?

 Man:- 4 days



 Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

 Man:- No sir!



 Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?

 Man:- No
 sir!





  Manager:-
 So how many days are left?

 Man:- 2 days sir!



 Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

 Man:- No sir!



 Manager:- So how many days are left?

 Man:- 1 day sir!




 Manager:- Do you
 work on Christmas day?

 Man:- No sir!



 Manager:- So how many days are left?

 Man:- None sir!



 Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

 Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company
money all these days.



 Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!



 Have a Nice Day.



 HR = HIGH RISK


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