Please this is a joke and does not in anyway have any religious inclination.
FLIGHT FAULTS OVER KANO AIRSPACE.
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A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried
the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.
British Airways: 'Aminu kano airport this is Captain Smith reporting flight
007. Do you copy?'
Kano Tower: 'Yes Alhaji Smith we kofi'
British Airways: 'Flight 007 Reporting technical faults'
Kano Tower: 'kai haba!'
British Airways: 'Sorry tower could not get that'
Kano Tower : 'okay plight 0 0 Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?'
British Airways: 'Negative power in engines dead'
Kano Tower: 'Wallahi?'
British Airways: 'Negative didn't copy'
Kano Tower : ' Kan u kom down to altitude twenty tzousand pit?'
British Airways: 'Negative tower, wings wont respond'
Kano Tower: 'kai!'
British Airways: 'negative didn't copy that tower'
Kano Tower: 'okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin.
Fawa, ofun ya taya at altidute sis tzousand pit, due pest sebenty digri'
British Airways: 'Negative, can't activate the landing gear'
Kano Tower: 'Wayyo!'
British Airways: 'Awaiting order, flight 007'
Kano Tower: 'Okay refit apta me'
British Airways: 'Okay what?'
Kano Tower : 'ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU , WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN
RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead)
