NA BY FORCE TO MARRY.........?
I TIRE OHH!!!!!
What a wonderful community wedding!!!!!
Laugh off the stress
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of
thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to
also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my wedding
suit.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on
my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown and
to my sister for lending her shoes to my wife.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it
tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me
feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those
who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication
( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to
supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my
wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing
me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to cook
and dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm
fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drinks.
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman.
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I
suffered for this wedding.
Thank you
NA BY FORCE TO MARRY!!!!!?
