FOR SAFETY'S SAKE- Go to Church

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20%
of all fatal accidents. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents
occur in the home. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14%
of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all
accidents involve some form of transportation.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur
in worship services in church, and these are usually related to
previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the
safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
Bible study and RCIA classes are safe too. The percentage of deaths during
those classes are even less.

FOR SAFETY'S SAKE- Attend church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE if not your soul!"

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