Guyz, Just received this recall notice and thought you'll might want to check
it out. You'll may have one of these models!
Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless
of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central
component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the
same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed,
"Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as SIN, as it
is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Foul vocal emissions
[c] Amnesia of origin
[d] Lack of peace and joy
[e] Selfish, or violent behavior
[f] Depression or confusion in the mental component
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Idolatry
[i] Rebellion
The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this
SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear
the entire burden of the staggering cost
of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.
The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart
component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the Jesus will
replace it with:
[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Patience
[e] Kindness
[f] Goodness
[g] Faithfulness
[h] Gentleness
[i] Self-control
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of
these fixes. As an added upgrade, the manufacturer has made available to all
repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a
resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost.
Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up permanent
residence on the premises!
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids
the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter
Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying
others of this important recall notice.
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