--------------------------------------------------------------- Prayer for the terrorists http://jesusyouth.org/joynet/dec20.html --------------------------------------------------------------- A Middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God , she asked, "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another forty years , two months and eight days to live."When she recovered , the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour.After a final bout of cosmetic surgery, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by a bus. When she arrived in fromt of God, she was angry. "I thought you said I had another forty years to live. Why didn't you pull me from the path of the bus?"God replied, "Sorry , I didn't recognize you." May I wish all of you a grace-filled Christmas and a happy New-Year. with love. Fr.Sebastian Arikat/Morrisburg/Canada.
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