What's this bullshit? don't be crazy enough to send such mails to the
list.... if possible go and take rest
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Subject: Chicken !
The famous question . . . "Why did the chicken cross the road ?"
when put before a few Indians .......... this is what they had to
say.....
Azhar: "I am totally innocent, you know, I am unnecessarily being
dragged
into this, you know.....I neither know the chicken nor the road, you
know...."
Devegowda: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ??? Thanks, I'll
have it
later !!.........mm.........zzzzzzzzzz
Laloo: "The fact, that the chicken crossed the road, means that, there
is
one chicken missing from my poultry !!!"
George Fernandes: "I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked
after
my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car leave
alone
a chicken !!!"
Mulayam: "I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class,
so
that they can cross the road freely without their motives being
questioned"
Congress: "That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates
thefact
that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The
Government should own moral responsibility and resign !!!"
BJP: "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken DID NOT cross the
road.
Its a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down. The poor
chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
Mamta: "Am I the chicken's Sister ??? @#@#! You better go and ask the
chicken itself !!"
Jyoti Basu: "Chicken ??!! Don't you dare call me a chicken ??? I just
resigned because of health reasons..."
Harkishen Singh Surjeet: "We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We
have
convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future
course of action after the chicken comes back.."
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