[kimia96] Fw: [Civil96] otak korup

Mon, 16 May 2005 23:58:01 -0700


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Shanti Aprilia Doede
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05/17/2005 01:07 PM
Please respond to 96civilians

       
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> Malaikat panik sebab pintu Surga tidak dapat dibuka padahal diluar telah
> bergerombol
> calon warga.
> Lalu Malaikat berseru adakah insinyur diantara para calon warga untuk
> memperbaiki pintu Sorga.
> Untung, pada hari itu ada Tiga Insinyur, satu dari Amerika, satu dari Jepang
> dan satu dari Indonesia.
> Pertama Insinyur Amerika, dan setelah diperiksa, si Amerika sebut biayanya
> 900 dollar. "
> Koq, mahal " komentar Malaikat, " coba buatperincian!!!.."
> "Ongkos pemeriksaan 200 dollar, 300 dollar buat bahan dan 400 dollar ongkos
> kerja ..." Kata si Amerika.
>
> Malaikat terus panggil si Jepang, dia periksa sebentar dan bilang "biayanya
> 600 dollar,300 dollar ongkos bahan dan 300 dollar ongkos kerja".
> Masih belum puas, Malaikat konsultasi sama si Bos, dan dia pikir masih
> mahal.
>  
> "Coba insinyur Indonesia, kan lagi krismon dan banyak yang ! di PHK, tentunya
> perlu duit,pasti lebih murah ..."
> Insinyur Indonesia tanpa periksa pintu, langsung jawab
> "Siap Malaikat, ongkosnya 5.600 dollar...!!!" katanya.
> "Ach..., koq bisa lima ribu enam ratus, jauh lebih mahal dari yang
> lain.??!!" Malaikat
> bingung.
>
> Insinyur Indonesia maju sambil bisik di kuping malaikat,
> "Eh, malaikat, dengerin..no- ceng-go ($ 2.500,-) buat elu..., no-ceng-go
> buat gua.., yang 600
> kasi si Jepang.., biar dia yang betulin tuh pintu!...pas kan!!"
> Malaikat : " ..???"


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