(The following letter has been copied and pasted from a forwarded email message. Original sender and receivers removed for reasons of privacy.)
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer for
our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to
internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we
face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor
Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail
account with password *****. I request
you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you
to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has
ran upto Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we
can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is
that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but
unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT,
So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS'
(playing cards in games) .
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
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"A dog that has no bite, barks loudest."
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'nuff said...
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