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Chris Mauricio wrote:
> Joshua Penix:
> Kernel Panic! God...
ROFLMAO. Fscking brilliant! Here, let me provide the scene just before
the one you provided:
Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen. The next presentation is Lan Barnes talking
about tcl/tk.
Rich:
Want some...
Lan:
Thank you, fellows.
Rich:
Raffle tickets, Raffle tickets. Get 'em while they're hot! Only $1.
Win fabulous prizes!
Gus:
I do feel, Gregory, that any Anti-Proprietary Software group like
ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its
power-base.
Gregory:
Agreed. Mark?
Mark:
Yeah. I think Gus's point of view is very valid, Gregory, provided
the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every
geek--
Joshua:
Or geekette.
Stewart:
Or geekette... to rid himself of proprietary--
Joshua:
Or herself.
Mark:
Or herself.
Gregory:
Agreed.
Mark:
Thank you, fellow geek.
Joshua:
Or geekette.
Mark:
Or geekette. Where was I?
Gregory:
I think you'd finished.
Mark:
Oh. Right.
Gregory:
Furthermore, it is the birthright of every geek--
Joshua:
Or geekette.
Gregory:
Why don't you shut up about geekettes, Josh. You're pissing us off.
Joshua:
Geekettes have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Greg.
Mark:
Why are you always on about geekettes, Josh?
Joshua:
I want to be one.
Gregory:
What?
Joshua:
I want to be a geekette. From now on, I want you all to call me
'Loretta'.
Gregory:
What?!
Joshua:
It's my right as a geek.
Mark:
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Josh?
Joshua:
I want to have little hackers.
Gregory:
You want to have little hackers?!
Joshua:
It's every geeks right to have little hackers if he wants them.
Gregory:
But... you can't have little hackeres.
Joshua:
Don't you oppress me.
Gregory:
I'm not oppressing you, Josh. You haven't got a womb! Where's the
foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in an X-box?!
Joshua:
[crying]
Carl:
Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually
have little hackers, not having a womb, which is nobody's
fault, not even Microsofts, but that he can have the right to have
little hackers. It can be in v3.0 of the GPL.
Greg:
Good idea, Carl. We shall fight the proprietary software companies
for your right to have little hackers, fellow geek. Geekette. Sorry.
Gregory:
What's the point?
Mark:
What?
Gregory:
What's the point of fighting for his right to have little hackers
when he can't have little hackers?!
Mark:
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
John:
Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
[trumpets]
[clap clap clap]
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Tracy R Reed
http://ultraviolet.org
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