One hundred and fifty years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a 
private
investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the 
Secret Service.

Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of 
multi-letter 
agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't 
you see 
them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with 
jackets 
saying across the backs: F.A.T.A.S.S.

The FATASSs are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land 
Security 
Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement 
Section 
or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.

I feel safer already

Mark Jones (N886MJ)
Wales, WI
My Web site: http://www.flykr2s.com/
Mailto:flyk...@wi.rr.com



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