Great, which cow do you belong to???
Anyway, this simplification is interesting. And inspiring even.
>From: Sam <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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>Subject: [Kuli Tinta] Negara dan Ideologi
>Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 08:24:19 +0700
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>Governments & Ideologies
>
>FEODALISM
>You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
>
>PURE SOCIALISM
>You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn
>with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The
>government gives you as much milk as you need.
>
>BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM
>You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn
>with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers.
>You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the
>chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the
>regulations say you should need.
>
>FASCISM
>You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care
>of them, and sells you the milk.
>
>PURE COMMUNISM
>You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you
>all share the milk.
>
>RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
>You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government
>takes all the milk.
>
>CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM
>You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
>
>DICTATORSHIP
>You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
>
>PURE DEMOCRACY
>You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
>
>REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
>You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets
>the milk.
>
>BUREAUCRACY
>You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed
>them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then
>it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the
>drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing
>cows.
>
>PURE ANARCHY
>You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your
>neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
>
>ANARCHO-CAPITALISM
>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
>
>SURREALISM
>You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica
>lessons.
>
>OLYMPICS-ISM
>You have two cows, one American, one Chinese. With the help of
>trilling violins and state of the art montage photography, John Tesh
>narrates the moving tale of how the American cow overcame the agony of
>growing up in a suburb with (gasp) divorced parents, then mentions in
>passing that the Chinese cow was beaten every day by a tyrannical farmer
>and watched its parents butchered before its eyes. The American cow wins
>the competition, severely spraining an udder in a gritty performance,
>and gets a multi-million dollar contract to endorse Wheaties. The
>Chinese cow is led out of the arena and shot by Chinese government
>officials, though no one ever hears about it. McDonald's buys the meat
>and serves it hot and fast at its Beijing restaurant.
>
>Do you have opinion about that ?
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