A PRAYER FOR 2000
BY RABBI JACOB PRESSMAN

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your 
cardiologist,  your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, 
your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift your abs and you stocks not 
fall;  and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, 
your white blood count and your mortgage not rise.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in rush hour in less 
than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has not come to an 
end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen.

May you go to the bank on Monday morning, January 3rd and find your account
is in order, your money is still there and any mistakes are in your favor.

May you ponder on January 4th, how did this ultra-modern civilization of 
ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible slip of a blip on a 
chip made out of sand.

May God give you the strength to go through a year of presidential 
campaigning, and may some of the promises made be kept.

May you believe at least half of what the candidates propose, and may those 
elected fulfill at least half of what they promise, and may the miracle of 
reducing taxes and balancing budgets happen.

May you be awestruck by God's sense of humor as you wrestle with the 
possibility that a professional wrestler could become president of the 
United States.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you 
delight them.

May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your 
blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish 
dinner, and may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they 
include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say, "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, 
your child, your parent; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your 
masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.

And may the Messiah come this year, and if he does not, may we live as if 
he has, in a world of peace and the awareness of God's love in every 
sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's 
kiss and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

ariwibawa (mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED])
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Any idiot can face a crisis -- it's this day to day living
that wears you out. -- Anton Chekhov
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