>From: "Usman Maine" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >CC: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: Humor Feminist >Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 12:49:26 GMT > >Assalamu'alaikum Wr.Wb. > >[1] Husband and Wife are playing Poker. > Wife : "I got four Queens." > Hubby : "I got four Kings" > Wife : "We tie." > Hubby : "Never play poker with feminist, again." > >[2] In Eden. > Satan : "If you stay here, you may live happily. > But, you will be the second citizen forever. > If you go down to the Earth, you may become > the first class citizen, even it will take >thousands of years." > Adam : "Don't even think to disobey God, Eve." > Eve : "But, it's tempting to be the first class > citizen." > >[3] A three men met female ginnie. She will grant them > each one wish. > > First man: "I wanna be 25% smarter." The Ginnie blink > and the man said: "Wow, I feel smarter already." > > Second man: "I wanna be 50% smarter." The Ginnie blink, > and the man said: "Wow, I know lots of thing that I don't > before." > > Third man: "I wanna be 100% smarter." The Ginnie blink, > and the man turn to a woman. > >Note: >[1] and [2] stories are taken from the Women Restroom of >M.C.Fernald's dinning common at the University of Maine, >Orono. > >[3] story is taken from "The Best Laid Plans" book by >Sidney Sheldon. > >Colected by Usman Maine. > >Orono, July 27, 00 >Wassalam, >=Usman Maine= >"Lord opens > our eyes to see what is beautiful, or > our minds to know what is true, or > our hearts to love what is good" > >-------------------------------------------- >Usman Kris Joko Suharjo >Dept. of Applied Ecology and Environmental Sciences >University of Maine >Deering Hall, Orono, ME 04469 >USA >phn: 207-866-5935 >fax: 207-581-2999 [off] > 207-866-5935 [home] >Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >----------------------------------- > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ->Kirim bunga ke-14 kota di Indonesia, http://www.indokado.com Untuk bergabung atau keluar dari Milis, silakan LAKUKAN SENDIRI Bergabung: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Keluar: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sambut MASA DEPAN BARU Indonesia!
