I'm stuck in the house with a miserable cold and this is my break from sitting in front of the tv or sleeping. Enjoy Ed
Howard Zinn's "You Can't be Be Neutral on a Moving Train" is being shown at 9 pm tonight on the Sundance Channel, and they are showing a documentary about Julia Butterfly Hill camped on the Luna tree at 6:05 pm. See http://www.sundancechannel.com/ ~ Ted *** >From a dear friend! Love, Lorettamomi =0) FW: Happy Mother's Day WHAT WE OWE TO OUR MOTHERS 1. Our mothers taught us TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. Our mothers taught us RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. Our mothers taught us about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4.Our mothers taught us LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. Our mothers taught us MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. Our mothers taught us FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. Our mothers taught us IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. Our mothers taught us about OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. Our mothers taught us about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. Our mothers taught us about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. Our mothers taught us about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. Our mothers taught us about HYPOCRISY. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!" 13. Our mothers taught us the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. Our mothers taught us about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. Our mothers taught us about ENVY. "There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. Our mothers taught us about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. Our mothers taught us about RECEIVING. "Just wait till your father gets home!" 18. Our mothers taught us MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to get stuck that way." 19. Our mothers taught us ESP. "Put your sweater on. Don't you think I know when you're cold?" 20. Our mothers taught us HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. Our mothers taught us HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. Our mothers taught us GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. Our mothers taught us about our ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. Our mothers taught us WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: Our mothers taught us about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" THANKS, MOM! [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Has someone you know been affected by illness or disease? Network for Good is THE place to support health awareness efforts! http://us.click.yahoo.com/OCfFmA/UOnJAA/E2hLAA/7gSolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAAMN: Los Angeles Alternative Media Network --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Digest: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive1: <http://www.egroups.com/messages/laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive2: <http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
