Palast Charged with Journalism in the First Degree

September 11, 2006
by Greg Palast

It's true.  It's weird. It's nuts.  The Department of Homeland Security, 
after a five-year hunt for Osama, has finally brought charges against … 
Greg Palast.  I kid you not.  Send your cakes with files to the Air America 
wing at Guantanamo.

Though not just yet.  Fatherland Security has informed me that television 
producer Matt Pascarella and I have been charged with unauthorized filming 
of a "critical national security structure" in Louisiana.

On August 22, for LinkTV and Democracy Now! we videotaped the thousands of 
Katrina evacuees still held behind a barbed wire in a trailer park 
encampment a hundred miles from New Orleans.  It's been a year since the 
hurricane and 73,000 POW's (Prisoners of W) are still in this aluminum 
ghetto in the middle of nowhere.   One resident, Pamela Lewis said, “It is 
a prison set-up" -- except there are no home furloughs for these inmates 
because they no longer have homes.

To give a sense of the full flavor and smell of the place, we wanted to 
show that this human parking lot, with kids and elderly, is nearly adjacent 
to the Exxon Oil refinery, the nation's second largest, a chemical-belching 
behemoth.

So we filmed it.  Without Big Brother's authorization.  Uh, 
oh.  Apparently, the broadcast of these stinking smokestacks tipped off 
Osama that, if his assassins pose as poor Black folk, they can get a 
cramped Airstream right next to a "critical infrastructure" asset.

So now Matt and I have a "criminal complaint" lodged against us with the 
feds.

The positive side for me as a journalist is that I get to see our 
terror-busters in action.  I should note that it took the Maxwell Smarts at 
Homeland Security a full two weeks to hunt us down.

Frankly, we were a bit scared that, given the charges, we wouldn't be 
allowed on a plane into New York last night.  But what scared us more is 
that we were allowed on the plane.

Once I was traced, I had a bit of an other-worldly conversation with my 
would-be captors.  Detective Frank Pananepinto of Homeland Security told 
us, "This is a 'Critical Infrastructure' … and they get nervous about 
unauthorized filming of their property.

Well, me too, Detective.  In fact, I'm very nervous that this potential 
chemical blast-site can be mapped in extreme detail at this Google Map 
location

What also makes me nervous is that the Bush Terror Terriers have kindly 
indicated on the Internet that this unprotected critical infrastructure can 
be targeted -- I mean located -- at 30º 29' 11" N Latitude and 91º 11' 39" 
W Longitude.

After I assured Detective Pananepinto,  "I can swear to you that I'm not 
part of Al Qaeda," he confirmed that, "Louisiana is still part of the 
United States," subject to the first amendment and he was therefore 
required to divulge my accuser.

Not surprisingly, it was Exxon Corporation, one of a handful of companies 
not in love with my investigations.  [See "A Well-Designed Disaster:  the 
Untold Story of the Exxon Valdez."]

So I rang America's top petroleum pusher-men and asked their media 
relations honcho in Houston, Marc Boudreaux, a simple question. "Do you 
want us to go to jail or not?  Is it Exxon's position that reporters should 
go to jail?"  Because, all my dumb-ass jokes aside, that is what's at 
stake.   And Exxon knew we were journalists because we showed our press 
credential to the Exxon guards at the refinery entrance.

The Exxon man was coy:  "Well, we'll see what we can find out…. Obviously 
it's important to national security that we have supplies from that 
refinery in the event of an emergency."

Really?  According to the documents our team uncovered from the offices of 
Exxon's lawyer, Mr. James Baker, the oil industry is more than happy to see 
a limit on worldwide crude production.  Indeed, the current squeeze has 
jacked the price of oil from $24 a barrel to $64 and refined products have 
jumped yet higher -- resulting in a record-busting profit for Exxon of 
nearly $1 billion per week.

So this silly "criminal complaint" has nothing to do with stopping Al Qaeda 
or keeping the oil flowing.  It has everything to do with obstructing news 
reports in a way that no one would have dared attempt before the September 
11 attack.

Dectective Pananepinto, in justifying our impending bust, said, "If you 
remember, a lot of people were killed on 9/11."

Yes, Detective, I remember that very well:  my office was in the World 
Trade Center.  Lucky for me, I was out of town that day.  It was not a 
lucky day for 3,000 others.

Yes, I remember "a lot" of people were killed.  So I have this suggestion, 
Detective -- and you can pass it on to Mr. Bush:  Go and find the people 
who killed them.

It's been five years and the Bush regime has not done that.  Instead, the 
War on Terror is reduced to taking off our shoes in airports, hoping we can 
bomb Muslims into loving America and chasing journalists around the 
bayou.  Meanwhile, King Abdullah, the Gambino of oil, whose princelings 
funded the murderers, gets a free ride in the President's golf cart at the 
Crawford ranch.

I guess I shouldn't complain.  After all, Matt and I look pretty good in 
orange.


*******

A personal request to readers.  Many have written to ask what can be done 
to protect Matt and me from becoming unwilling guests of the State.

First, this ain't no foolin' around:  Matt and I are facing these nutty 
charges.  So spread the info.  We believe that getting the word out is the 
best defense.

Second, call Homeland Security and turn us in.   They seem to have trouble 
finding us.  If you get a reward, you may choose to donate it to the Palast 
Investigative Fund, a 501(c)(3) educational foundation which supports our 
work and pays our legal fees.

Third, ask your local library to order our book, Armed Madhouse:  Who's 
Afraid of Osama Wolf?  Homeland Security now reserves the right to read 
over your shoulder at the library; therefore, the more our agents are 
forced to read this subversive material, the more likely  we can convince 
them to come in out of the cold.   All kidding aside, we do ask you to 
request your library order the book:  not everyone can afford to purchase 
this hardbound edition.

Our thanks to Amy Goodman at Democracy Now! and the folks at LinkTV for 
broadcasting our report from New Orleans and the Exxon refinery.  And to 
Gil Noble, host of the ABC Television's Like It Is, our Courage in 
Journalism award for broadcasting our report on his network's New York 
affiliate.  Catch Gil on WABC every Sunday at noon.

In response to a deluge of requests for a copy of the New Orleans 
documentary, we are preparing a DVD which you may order at 
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