A few things here prove thoughts I've not yet seen in the groups about bin Laden's death (besides some of the more revolting ones). The second one under b) is a real thought provoker for even those that find bin Laden's second (or is this the third?) death to be a tad suspicious, much less the a) under that same b).
Scott Alternative theories of Osama bin Laden's death by Michael Dare Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush switched faces a decade ago and this was Obama's clever way of disposing of Bush's body so bin Laden can live a glorious life in Texas opening libraries dedicated to his most despised adversary. It was all a cover-up to move the living bin Laden to his own private island in Bahrain. The island is shaped like: a) a matzo ball b) a kidney dialysis machine c) the twin towers d) the Mandelbrot set They've been saving the dead body of bin Laden in a freezer waiting for an appropriate day to dump it overboard. They chose the anniversary of Dubya's "Mission Accomplished" speech because: a) He said to. b) There was no kidney dialysis machine in Osama bin Laden's Abbottabad compound because: a) that wasn't Osama bin Laden, you fools. Why on earth do you believe everything you hear from such accomplished liars? b) It was all pre-scripted. When Satan first approached Obama about letting him be president, he told Obama he could say whatever he wanted during the campaign as long as he did Satan's bidding while in office. Obama threw in a kicker. He wouldn't do it unless Satan let him get bin Laden as sort of an October surprise to guarantee his re-election. Satan said okay as long as Obama enforced a small clause in Dubya's contract, keeping Gitmo open in order to justify it's existence when so called "information" from tortured detainees would point to Abbottabad, and preventing a small clause in bin Laden's contract that expires 10 years after 9/11 from becoming operational . The real plan all along was to: a) befuddle the fuck out of everyone b) as Bush said, "Arab women will feel the black sperm of my vengeance." (Thank you Roger Ebert.) c) Skinjobs, man, they're all skinjobs. They don't have to invade us, they're already here. d) issue in a new world order based upon the rural south around 1850. The new slaves, 99% of the actual population, live underground and mutate into eloi while those above ground, the ruling 1%, suffer endless days of lazy pleasure, not knowing they're being groomed to be eaten by the poor starving eloi/proletariat they thought they'd been exploiting when, in fact, it was the eloi that were exploiting them. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAAMN: Los Angeles Alternative Media Network --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe: <mailto:laamn-unsubscr...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe: <mailto:laamn-subscr...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Digest: <mailto:laamn-dig...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help: <mailto:laamn-ow...@egroups.com?subject=laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post: <mailto:la...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive1: <http://www.egroups.com/messages/laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive2: <http://www.mail-archive.com/laamn@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: laamn-dig...@yahoogroups.com laamn-fullfeatu...@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: laamn-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
