Fifteen Reasons Why I Voted Tea Party Republican -by a Proud Tea Party Republican
1. I voted Tea Party Republican because you can blame problems on poor people instead of the rich ones who actually run things. 2. I voted Tea Party Republican because firefighters and teachers are scum-sucking leaches, but the oil companies raking in record profits NEED those hundreds of millions in taxpayer subsidies. 3. I voted Tea Party Republican because I believe companies like my cable TV provider, insurance company and credit card company could do a better job running the country than the government, no matter how much they screw me over. 4. I voted Tea Party Republican because I don?t trust the government, although I favored the government spying on my health/financial records and tapping my phone when Bush was in office to keep us safe from ?trrists. 5. I voted Tea Party Republican because I don't really care whether terrorists, murderers and drug dealers own guns or not. 6. I voted Republican because I believe climate change doesn't exist; if I can't see it with my own two eyes, it doesn't exist. Like gravity. 7. I voted Tea Party Republican because I hate women having abortions, but once the baby is born and dies from a preventable illness that? okay. 8. I voted Tea Party Republican because I believe in laying off workers to boost profits; then I get to complain about lazy unemployed people. 9. I voted Tea Party Republican because I understand capitalism. Demand doesn't increase jobs, ensuring corporations pay no taxes and cutting healthcare and education does. 10. I voted Tea Party Republican because I care about the deficit and support cutting services that I really need. But extra tax cuts for the super rich that actually caused the deficit should be extended indefinitely. 11. I voted Tea Party Republican because I believe in never having to solve any problems in the government because I insist government is the problem anyway. 12. I voted Tea Party Republican because I hate activist judges, unless they are conservative (Yes, corporations should get to spend unlimited money in elections). 13. I voted Tea Party Republican because spite and fear is better than hope and change. 14. I voted Tea Party Republican because I agree that life begins at the moment of conception and ends at birth, and women are incapable of making their own reproductive choices. 15. I voted Tea Party Republican because B. Hussein Obama is a secret Kenyan born Muslim negro far left wing extremist liberal socialist with a dark evil secret agenda to destroy America, take my guns, ammunition and freedom, and turn them all over to Islamic extremists and homosexuals who will rob, rape and murder me, my wife, my girlfriends, and my children, and force the abortion of my unborn children. The GOP Platform 2012: Gingrich-Palin or Santorum-Bachmann for President! Or Both! Drill, Baby Drill! Bomb Bomb Iran! Corporations are people, too! Let the poor get jobs instead of welfare! Homosexuals can and should choose to become normal! Send ALL foriegners back to their own countries permanently! Born in the USA Only! -a Proud Tea Party Republican ------------------------------------ [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAAMN: Los Angeles Alternative Media Network --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe: <mailto:laamn-unsubscr...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe: <mailto:laamn-subscr...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Digest: <mailto:laamn-dig...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help: <mailto:laamn-ow...@egroups.com?subject=laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post: <mailto:la...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive1: <http://www.egroups.com/messages/laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive2: <http://www.mail-archive.com/laamn@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: laamn-dig...@yahoogroups.com laamn-fullfeatu...@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: laamn-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
