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The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 23<http://www.sabinabecker.com/2013/05/the-ironies-of-the-venezuelan-opposition-part-23.html>May 6, 2013 Sabina Becker [image: maricori-miraculous-recovery] *They caught me!* Well, well, well, well, well. Who have we here? Why, its our old friend MariCori! You may recall how, the other day, she was wearing a whiplash collar and complaining of no fewer than four nasal fractures,<http://www.sabinabecker.com/2013/05/the-ironies-of-the-venezuelan-opposition-part-22.html> allegedly sustained at the hands of some Chavista rabble. And how she travelled to Colombia a short time later, to kvetch to the usual fascist sympathizers (and, no doubt, collect a huge cash infusion from the usual gringo bagmen.) Well, somehow, on the way to Bogotá, MariCori experienced what can only be called a miracle cure: <http://www.aporrea.org/oposicion/n228281.html> *As is well known by the right-wing press and the putschist channel Globovisión, parliamentary deputy María Corina Machado was the target of a supposed aggression. Strangely, no one knows who dealt her the particular blow that caused four fractures to her nasal bones, and in spite of the seriousness of the injury, she didnt have even a little black eye, as one normally would in such a case.* * A few hours after the incident, the deputy flew to the capital of Colombia. But in mid-flight, an amateur photographer, one of those who abound everywhere thanks to cellphones, captured the moment of a miraculous recovery, which has rarely been seen documented photographically: María Corina freed herself of the therapeutic collar, and her little nose was as straight and white as ever. * *Even so, the parliamentarian took advantage of the occasion to indulge in some cosmetic surgery which she had already put off for several years, due to her hard work as opponent of the Bolivarian government.* Translation mine. Gee, maybe I should ask MariCori what saints she prays to. Its obvious that she has much more of a direct line to God than the rest of us mere mortals. (Or at least, to Washington ) Meanwhile, MariCoris co-religionist, Julio Borges, got enough of a black eye for both of them: [image: julio-demands-recount] *I demand a recount of the beatings!* [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAAMN: Los Angeles Alternative Media Network --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe: <mailto:laamn-unsubscr...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe: <mailto:laamn-subscr...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Digest: <mailto:laamn-dig...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help: <mailto:laamn-ow...@egroups.com?subject=laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post: <mailto:la...@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive1: <http://www.egroups.com/messages/laamn> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archive2: <http://www.mail-archive.com/laamn@egroups.com> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/laamn/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: laamn-dig...@yahoogroups.com laamn-fullfeatu...@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: laamn-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
