Another one that's "almost OK" for chat... Hannah, make Amanda close her eyes <g>

From: R.P.

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some
extra cash by advertising for a lodger. A young, attractive woman applied
for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby studio
for a few weeks. She said she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays
but was willing to pay for the whole week. Doris showed her the house, and
they agreed to start straight away.


"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I have
to take a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."


"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin tub out in the yard,
and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with
hot water."


"What about your husband?" asked the model.

"Oh, he plays darts most weeknights, so he'll be out."

"Good. Now that's settled, I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."

That evening, Fred went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for
the model. After stripping her clothes, the model stepped into the bath.
Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair. The model noticed
Doris's staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that she had to shave
herself for modeling swimwear or underclothes. Doris told Fred later, but he
did not believe her.


"It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me,
tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open, and you can peek in
and see for yourself."


The next night, Fred left as usual, and Doris prepared the bath. As the
model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her. She looked toward
the curtains and pointed toward the model's naked pubic area. Then she
lifted up her skirt and, wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.


That night, Doris asked Fred, "Well, do you believe me now?"

"Yes," he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did
you lift up your skirt and show yourself?"


"To show you the difference. Though I guess you've seen me millions of times."

"Yes," said Fred, "I have -- but the rest of the dart team hadn't."


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