From: R.P.
A man bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down and the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped to 80 mph, he suddenly
saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her
up further. The needle hit 90, 100...then reality hit him. "What the heck am I
doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The officer came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it
and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's
Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an
excuse that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.
I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
----- Tamara P Duvall mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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