Thought this might cause some chuckles
Edith
North Nottinghamshire
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NOW DONT GET YOUR PANTS IN A TWIST MEN,
MEN...
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck
and the noose.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practising to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve around him. OR
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag
about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilise one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder: "Instruction Manuals"
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