Subject: Johnson and Johnson
> When you have had an "I hate my job day" try this: On your way home from > work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section. > > You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer - made by Johnson and > Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. > > When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the > phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. > > Change into very comfortable clothing, such as a track suit, and lie down > on > your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. > > Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become > chipped > or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and > read > it. > > You will notice that in small print there is a statement: > > EVERY RECTAL THERMOMETER MADE BY JOHNSON AND JOHNSON IS PERSONALLY > TESTED. > > Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do > not > work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company." > > Have a nice day and remember -- there is always someone with a worse job > than yours! > To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
