DH sent me this, enjoy.
Lynn
wildgun004smate
Clarksburg, West Virginia
Subject: Tree Hugger
A lady from Missoula, Montana who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest
points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of
her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she
encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told
him what an environmentalist
and anti-hunter she was, and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to
go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm sorry, but they all
turned me down.
**********************************
To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line:
unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
