Words of Wisdom

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate
and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
Porsche than in a Hyundai.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead.

Jean in Poole

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