From: T.H.

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket, pulls out a rectal thermometer, and tries to write with it.


She looks at the thermometer, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, mutters, "Well that's just great . . . . Some asshole's got my pen."

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Tamara P Duvall             http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
              Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet:
    no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.

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