Haven't had a nice laweyer-bash in a while <g> This one's really good...
From: R.P.
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer in a limousine saw two men along the roadside
eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you."
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under
that tree"
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well."
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
is almost a foot high!"
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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