> A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her > tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a > gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red > tomatoes. > The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes > red?" > The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my > tomato > garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so > much." > The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to > her tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks > she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. > One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "How did you > make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" > "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous David in Ballarat
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