> >A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids > >were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. > > > >Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of > >the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are some of >them. > >The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years. > > > >This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) > > > >Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown, > >like my brother did last summer. (David age 7) > > > >Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6) > > > >I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry. (Peter age 6) > > > >My goldfish died. Why? (Katie age 5) > > > >If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea > >all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7) > > > >I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily > >Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) > > > >A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head. (Billy > >age > >8) > > > >My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. > >(Millie age 6) > > > >When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. > >Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make > >the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. > >(William age 7) > > > >I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How > >do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) > > > >I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always > >screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big > >sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age > >6) > > > >Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give > >you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think > >they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) > > > >My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5) > > > >When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy > >small. (Kevan M 40's) > > > >When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid > >in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy > >friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7) > > > >A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen > >inside. (Emma age 5) > > > >When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of > >sailors (Valerie age 6) > > > >Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't > >go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8) > > > >On holiday my Mum went water ski-ing. She fell off when she was going > >very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. > >(Julie age 7) >
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