[lace-chat] The organist :-)

[Edith Holmes]

Subject: Fw: The organist

Miss Bea Nosworthy, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to 
all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared 
tea.
  As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water 
floated,
of all things,  -    a condom!

  When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer  resist.
 "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?",
pointing to the bowl.
 "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown a
few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
  The  directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would 
prevent the
spread   of disease.
  And you know, I haven't had a cold all winter!"
Edith
North Nottinghamshire
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