...I don't think I've seen this on chat lately... Subject: Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after awhile they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. * Are you ready for this!!? * Brace yourself; this is going to hurt... * Really bad... * ! * * "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER" (d-oh) "As we slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never go the wrong way." bye for now Bev in Sooke, BC (west coast of Canada) Cdn. floral bobbins www.woodhavenbobbins.com To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
