A MONKS TALE

A new young monk arrives at the monastery and, as with all new monks, he is
assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the
church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from
the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that
if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be
picked up.

In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries,
but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the
original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been
opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the
"R", we forgot the "R" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is
crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"



With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is "CELEBRATE" "The
word is "CELEBRATE."

David in Ballarat

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