I think this one's clean enough to be posted to chat... And it's good to know that "Little Johhny" of the dirty mind of my school days can grow up. Some :)

From: L.F.

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
 
Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee"
 
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
 
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
 
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."
 
And Johnnie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. 
 
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)


To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line:
unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

Reply via email to