>> > Subject: FW: School Excuse Notes > > > > These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: > > 1.. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. > 2.. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. > 3.. Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33. > 4.. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. > 5.. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. > 6.. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. > 7.. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. > 8.. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. > 9.. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. > 10.. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. > 11.. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.] > 12.. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. > 13.. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. > 14.. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. > 15.. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears. > 16.. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. > 17.. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. > 18.. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. > 19.. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. > 20.. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. > 21.. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. > 22.. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor. > > > > > >
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