I think I've seen this one before, but it was a while ago and, since
it's as good now as it was then... :)
From: S.M.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in
there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a town cop writing
out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the
corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important at my age.
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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